David Hasselhoff revealed as designer of 2012 Olympic Logo.
In what came as a stunning revelation today, David Hasselhoff has been outed as the designer of the immediately infamous, and highly controversial 2012 Olympic Logo to be held in London, England.
It appears ‘The Hoff’, one of the hosts of the hit TV show ‘America’s Got Talent’…and other smashes such as Knight Rider, and Baywatch, has some talent of his own.
According to sources, the inspiration for the logo came from a self-portrait The Hoff shot for a Pepsi commercial. We were able to dig up this notorious photo, and the similarities are blatantly obvious.
We are not sure what ramifications this will have on the design community as a whole, as there has already been much outrage voiced over the quality of the logo and the selection process. Questions such as: Were there any special considerations given by the panel of Olympic Logo Judges based on his undeniable starpower? Are any of the panelists related to Devon Miles? Are some of the panelists German?…are bound to arise, and barring an official inquiry by the I.O.C., we may all just be Hooked on a Feeling.
This article is fully fictional, not backed by any factual statements, is not at all true, has zero elements of truthfulness to it, and is not intended to be taken seriously.
June 5th, 2007
Let me understand this photo. He was singing in his white Elvis suit, when suddenly an giant, absurdly colored Pepsi bottle shot up through the floor towards his crotch? Now that’s magnetism.
The logo does look like it was done by someone with the Hoff’s IQ.
June 11th, 2007
I didn’t know The Hoff worked for wolffolins!
June 12th, 2007
I love that there now needs to be a disclaimer at the bottom of ridiculous obviously satirical articles.
That’s for you, Tammy. That’s for you.
July 1st, 2008
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